I collect sayings. Not physically, but in my head. I've done so all my life, and it's something I enjoy no end. In the past two days I've stumbled on two great ones, and I offer them here as a way to enjoy them more fully as I take the time to type them out:
"We got on like a house on fire."
"He realized that this was about as likely to be good as fried snowballs."
Perfect.