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<humph> I need to find someone who will pay me to read and write and stay home
<humph> that's tricky
<mhoye> Tough, yeah.
In these tough economic times, you are someone desperately seeking the right candidate for a job that is almost impossible to fill. No one trains for this job anymore. No one seeks it out. Finding candidates who are actually qualified for it is taking you much longer than you had initially imagined. You are looking for a thinker, a reader, a writer. Your ideal candidate is able to bring these three things into balance and harmony, and to do so with grace.
I not only understand your plight, but am ready to solve it. I am your man, and can start immediately.