"You have 15 new messages from 000-000-0000"

I just wanted to say thank-you to the CRTC for insuring that we no longer get calls from telemarketers since they've introduced the "Do Not Call List."  I should probably also thank them on behalf of the dozens of people now calling me who were able to get my number by buying the list for a small fee.  Think of the thousands of hours they've saved criminals by putting together a 100% accurate list of Canadian phone numbers.  It really does bring me piece of mind knowing that I'll no longer be bothered by honest telemarketers and can instead expect a deluge of calls from offshore criminals.  The system works!