The Internet is the wild west of intellectual discussion, and usually I'd tell you to avoid the comments like the plague. However, sometimes the Internet gets it right. Tonight is that night. Read this "recipe," and in particular the comments:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/late-night-bacon-recipe/reviews/index.html
Thank-you Internet. Thank-you Food Network, never change, OK?
I'm re-filing this under LOLWTFBBQ.